I received a letter from Viktor Orbán. He asks me to answer six questions – answer as he’d like me to. But I wouldn’t like to answer in that way; I’ll answer differently. To you Viktor. Please pay attention.

“1. Brussels is preparing for a dangerous step, it wants to force us to eliminate the utility rate cuts. In your opinion, what should Hungary do?”

Well, I’ll tell you. The utility rate cuts primarily benefit people like you and your friends, who have huge houses, swimming pools, and enormous gardens. For such people, it’s good. It doesn’t benefit everyone else, those who don’t share this standard of living – we’re speaking of several millions of people – because they can save 1000-2000 HUF at most. These people could be helped by targeted help, targeted support; and by attending to them, tracking them, and working, putting your administration to the task, and not to figuring out how you can give pals tax cuts, and how you can siphon off more money from state contracts – Swimming World Championships, stadiums, casino, tobacconist’s, etc.

The utility rate cut by itself is not a solution, not to mention another one of its effects – that it destroys loads of enterprises/small firms – because you don’t allow competition, fair competition (because you give preferential treatment to your pals), and so a lot of small-, medium-, and large- entrepreneurs, Hungarian entrepreneurs, suffer from this idiocy. In some cases firms go bust, people are thrown out onto the streets, and the standard of service is lowered because of this utility rate cut. This for instance is what’s happened to recycling; these are the people who MOST suffer from your utility rate cuts. Incidentally I’ll add that I too get the utility rate cut, although I have absolutely no need for it. I can’t waive it, I get this few thousand HUF of support from you – for which I am ashamed of myself, because I know that others could use it – but well you’re not paying attention, and because you’re not paying attention, you’re frightened of the complexity of life, you pour a few thousand forints over everyone’s heads – and your pals with swimming pools get a good deal.

Are you paying attention, Viktor? Pay attention because I’m talking to you.

2. "In the recent period terror attacks have followed hard on each other’s heels, nevertheless Brussels wants to force Hungary to admit illegal immigrants.”

First. In recent years there haven’t been more terror attacks in Europe than in the preceding period – whether we look at the number of victims, the number of terror attacks, there’s NO significant growth. On the question of illegal immigrants being forced upon us – NOTHING is being forced upon us. We signed an international agreement, in accordance with which we should be accepting refugees from Italy and Greece, whose refugee claims we should settle. If they comply with international human rights criteria they are entitled to it, if they are not entitled to it then naturally they can be sent back. No-one wants to force any kind of illegal immigrant on us. This is a lie. This is a lie with which you want to dupe people.

“3. By now it’s emerged that beside human traffickers, certain international organisations are also inciting illegal immigrants to illegal activities.”

Who? Who are you talking about it, and what’s the proof? When you and your pals are accused of corruption you always say: please prove it before the law. Well I’m saying the same thing to you. Please prove before the law if you know of ANY organisation which incites anyone to illegal immigration – an organisation registered in Hungary which encourages ANYONE to illegally cross the Hungarian border. There is DEFINITELY no such organisation in Hungary. You are simply lying. You lie and you mislead people. Do you understand what I’m saying? You’re lying.

“4. A growing number of organisations supported from abroad operate in Hungary with the goal of interfering in opaque ways in our homeland’s concerns. Their existence may endanger our independence.”

Our independence is threatened primarily by YOUR actions, because you gang up with with all kinds of shameless, braggart dictators like Putin and Erdogan and that idiot from Azerbaijan…Where did you send [Foreign Minister] Pete Szijjárto most recently? The Philippines. Why did you send him to that dictatorship? So that you can squeeze some dough from the dictator for the three meat factories your friends run there. This dictator didn’t even make the effort to put on a suit for his photos with Pete Szijjárto in the Philippines. So our independence is being threatened by this. This, and not civil organisations.

Again, we have to ask: who are you thinking of? Me, or the Krétakör Foundation? Listen, when someone receives support from abroad it proves precisely that they know something, they’re good at something. That’s what you were like too 30 years ago when you received money from Soros, and you made your name in politics out of that money, and 30 years later, now that your mind has become completely twisted, now you assault him. Back then you were someone; now you’re no-one – a lying thief.

“5. In Hungary in the past years.”—Oh. Sorry, I need to return to the 4th point.

Interference in Hungary’s internal affairs? As a Hungarian citizen I have the RIGHT to criticise what you’re doing. Every Hungarian citizen has that right. And I also have the right to organise demonstrations. And if I feel like it, I can go where I want to, and I can express my opinions as I want to, and I can interfere in Hungarian internal affairs as I want to. That’s my own private affair, and it’s my right as a citizen – you have no right to take it away from me.

“5. We’ve seen results and job creation in Hungary over the past few years because we walk our own road. Brussels however is attacking the job-creating activities.”

Well, their own road was walked by the 500,000 people who shat on your system, your system of national cooperation, and left this country. Now they work in London, in Paris, in Berlin – and without them the rate of unemployment has simply decreased. But these jobs weren’t created by you but by the English, the French, the Germans, and the others, who you constantly lambast in all your idiotic propaganda.

And the public works programme you’re talking about is in fact a racist institution. You force primarily young people of Roma origins, from the age of 16, into this nothing, into this idiocy. They have to cut up dried-out rose bushes outside the mayor’s office, or prune his own grapes. This doesn’t support anyone – at best the mayor and your friends of any kind – but these workers will never find a foothold in the market. And the social workers and entrepreneurs who actually ran programmes that genuinely helped these people to work – those you’ve cleared out, terminated, you’ve whittled away their state support, and you don’t even speak to them. In its place there’s this public works programme. If we take out the public works programme, this incredibly big falsehood, if we take out that 500,000 people have fled from here, then in fact the statistics would show EXACTLY the same thing as they said six years ago; in practice you could add nothing to the job creation. You create jobs by spending enormous sums from the public budget. You merely do damage by operating this public works programme in this way, in this form. Pay attention because I’m still talking to you.

“6. Hungary has committed itself to lowering taxes. Brussels is now also attacking our homeland for this reason.”

Two sentences. Who understands this? What sense do these two sentences make? That Hungary has committed itself to lowering taxes? Great. The income tax has indeed been lowered, but all the other taxes and fees, if I look at them…well this people is taxed to shit, to shit! We pay over 50% for all kinds of taxes for God knows what since every time I enter a hospital there’s no loo roll anywhere, the standard of education gets worse every year, I don’t know what you’re using it for but it’s CERTAIN that I won’t have a pension out of this, because you’ve stolen my private pension, I won’t have a pension. The hospitals are a shithole, but naturally the income tax is 15%. Which incidentally is extremely advantageous for the foreign companies against whom you are apparently fighting.

It says “Brussels is attacking our homeland for this too.” Well I have no idea what Brussels is attacking our homeland with because you talk left and right about the fact that we are always being attacked with something, and let’s attack them back. If you articulated clearly there might be a point to this consultation. You spend billions to spread idiocies, distortions, and lies among people, with which the intellectual standard is plunging lower than a snake’s belly.

You’re stupid, or you’re playing at stupidity, and you’re raising stupid people out of this country. You are making us idiots. You’re simply an idiot. You are an idiot, Viktor, that’s the truth. So I have no inclination to reply to this senselessness. I’d like only to propose one thing: I’d like me to be able to add something to the state budgeting, I’d like to ask to never be sent a letter like this again – never again – with which you’ll save the cost of the paper, and this …I don’t even know what to call it, this design, and the whole printing contribution, and at least with this you’ll spend less. And incidentally if you’re still thinking (I note this parenthetically) that you should do something USEFUL too for this country, then I’d like to ask you first of all to work. Work. Work in Parliament, in administration, in the offices, stop wasting billions on propaganda but think and work instead. Because you don’t work, you’re loungers, you’re lazy, you lie, you’re fooling people left and right. From which nothing good will come to us, neither us nor our children, nor the nation’s future, nor Hungarians’ future, nor the future of being Hungarian, you give nothing, but NOTHING, you just take. You take. I don’t want to take part in this and assist in your idiocy [rips the paper]; for my part I’m ripping the paper. If it weren’t from such hard paper and with print on it, if you hadn’t wasted so much, I’d wipe my ass with it, but instead I’ll just throw it in the recycling. I hope in this district you haven’t destroyed that too with your stupid utilities rate cuts.

Bye. I wish you all the best, and I really hope one day you’ll come to your senses, and some time before the country is completely ruined. Kisses.